• (1)

    WHAT IS YOUR WEIGHT IN POUNDS?

    • Less than 140
    • 140-180
    • 180-220
    • 220+

  • (2)

    What does your daily diet consist of?

    • Fruits, veggies, low on salt and fats
    • All organic
    • Mix of fast food and home cooked goodness
    • What's a diet?

  • (3)

    Have you ever pooped your pants?

    • No
    • Yes
    • Maybe

  • (4)

    What kind of underwear to you usually wear?

    • Briefs
    • Boxers
    • Boxer briefs
    • Thong and/or commando

  • (5)

    During embarrassing moments in your life you have:

    • Ran away in shame
    • Pretended not to notice
    • Place the blame on someone else
    • Embraced the moment with open arms

  • (6)

    Has your poop ever resembled a celebrity or animal?

    • No
    • Yes
    • Both

  • (7)

    How would you rate the strength of your buttocks and bowels?

    • Weak and unreliable
    • Average in strength and resistance
    • Superior control and timing
    • Capable of holding back the tides of destruction

  • (8)

    When you fart on a plane, the first thing you do is:

    • Stay silent so no one knows its you
    • Excuse yourself
    • Giggle
    • Rip another one

  • (9)

    What is your threshold of pain?

    • Being kicked in the balls
    • Broken limb
    • Stab or gunshot wound
    • Genital piercing...twice

  • (10)

    If the flood gates started opening, you would:

    • Pinch as hard as you can and hope its just a turtle head
    • Slowly poop your pants to make a scene
    • Grab the nearest carry-on and completely unload